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Nothing

What Atheists believe is the cause of the universe
'What is the cause of the Big Bang?'
'Nothing!'
'Ah, so the same thing I had for lunch today'
by NorwegianNorwayLover August 16, 2014
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smuggler's notch

A sexual maneuver requiring the insertion of a man's nose into a woman's gaping rectum after anal sex.
I finally got Melissa to let me bang her up the ass, then I found smuggler's notch.
by BubbRubb November 23, 2007
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top notch

Best and better than the in competition. First used in 1848 when reffering to a lady friend. Notches in the bed post were used to keep a record of the women you slept with. If she was the top notch then she was the best in show.
That chick I went home with last night was "top notch."
by Spazraw September 1, 2009
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Notchism

A way of life that is lived
I live Notchism
by Dr Notch March 31, 2010
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Nothingzone

A step far, far below the friendzone. This is where someone who knows you're attracted to them takes methodical steps to essentially cut you off completely. Generally, this occurs after you've told them about how you feel, but not always- it can happen spontaneously and without any real reason. This may occur with any gender or sexual orientation.

The only good news about the nothingzone is that it is immensely easy to determine you've been placed there by the person in question, and making a determination on your end is brutally simple. Just for the sake of accuracy and integrity, here is a list of things to watch out for:

1. Lack of response to *occasional* contact from you. I'm not talking about spamming them (don't do that. seriously.), I'm talking about reasonable attempts to maintain some kind of normal communication.

2. They create excuses to not hang out with you. If you notice that they use the same excuse frequently, or if they really start to stretch logic to create new ones, that's an issue.

3. They make it obvious that they're hanging out with everyone else except you.

I can handle getting friendzoned. In that scenario, someone's at least down to still hang out with you and stay on good terms. The loss of a friend always sucks, but you have no choice but to dust yourself off and keep living.
"Hey, have you heard from xxxx lately?"

"No... texted him/her like 3 weeks ago, tried calling yesterday, still nothing. We used to hang out and talk all the time, so this seems kind of weird. I have no idea what's going on."

"Hate to break it to you, but sounds like you've been nothingzoned."
by foreveralone000 September 4, 2013
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Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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