Speed weed

It's like a sprint, but you're smoking weed super fast.

-"Hey man where's all the weed?"
-"Sorry dude I smoked it all, I was speed weeding"
-"Duuuuude"

by All hail my mighty penis December 4, 2017

speed-pap

To fuck in a quick and superficial manner. It's where the fuckin' is continuously fast, as if to get it over with.

"I have to speed-pap the bitches when we're in the back of my truck, or else we may get caught."

"When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."

by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006

speed team

Not to be confused with the lightning rod, and usually involving more than one other car, a speed team is a group of drivers who speed on the left lane of the highway during long road trips. Usually hardened road warriors will know that the more cars that are speeding together, the less likely a state police car will pull them over, as long as they are going at a reasonable speed (80 on a 65 posted).

Called a 'team' because, if a slower float is in the left lane, they'll often all pass it on the right together. Speed teammates rarely even know each other, and more often than not the team will eventually break up when one leaves the highway.

I was speed teaming from Boston to Providence and I got there 30 minutes earlier than I expected.

by The Sub February 25, 2005

Speed-waddle

The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do

Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.

by boexe August 28, 2017

Speed Packing

Speed packing is a way of packing, it's a way of packing where you talk to fast people don't understand and can't speak over you or to you because you are speaking so fast they can't fit in words.

Oh you wanna pack? Alright bet , *Starts speed packing*

Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.

by Kid Mvoofy January 24, 2022

cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.

he only goes at cripple speed.

by dennyg March 21, 2020

speed insurance

What you get when you see a lowered Honda Civic DX fly by going 20 mph faster than you on the freeway. You may conclude that, for the next few minutes, any radar-gun toting cops will be attracted to this beacon of traffic tickets. Not valid over long periods of time, as the Civic may get off on any off ramp.

One cannot use this too much as you yourself might become someone else's speed insurance.

I was driving down I5 when a Corolla and an Accord estate started street racing in front of me, I cruised 10 mph faster for the next 10 minutes thanks to my newfound speed insurance.

Whenever I see an 89 Camero supposedly "burn me" in the carpool lane I sit back and enjoy my speed insurance.

by M8dTyteDrift0r November 24, 2010