Kirk

The surname of someone who proves there is an extreme end of the autism spectrum.

That guy guy licking the wall is such a kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 8, 2022

Bhutanese shrimple kirk

To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk

Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking

Yo dude last night was crazy Eric started Bhutanese shrimple kirking

by Milk8766 January 13, 2025

kirk

A noun synonymous with ‘getting neck’. Used in sexual context to allude to the act of oral sex.

“Yeah bro that chick was giving me some crazy kirk last night.”

by cornscience September 15, 2025

Circle-kirk

1. A Charlie Kirk admiration society, where people "get themselves off" with the ideas of Charlie Kirk.
2. A partisan group that only listens to and validates opinions from Charlie Kirk, dismissing any opposing viewpoints.
3. A group of people praising Charlie Kirk, whom they all love, while shutting down any criticism, could be described as a media "circle-kirk".

"I went to the circle-kirk but ended up with a frothy santorum I didn't ask for.

by Polska_Kielbasa September 21, 2025

Kirked

To be assassinated or targeted, especially for speaking out against Israel or expressing controversial political opinions about Israel.

• “Johnny was kirked last year after his protest speech.”
• “Be careful, man — you don’t wanna get kirked.”

by Kim Jong Drew September 25, 2025

kirk

throwing neck / head

are you throwing kirk after this?

by Tadicts September 15, 2025

Kirk

Giving or receiving head. Charlie Kirk got shot in the neck, neck can be used as a name for head.

Yo want some Kirk?

by Mmmley October 30, 2025