Temu Nintendo Switch

When you can't afford to buy an official Nintendo Switch, just buy it from Temu. : ) I promise you won't get scammed. //jk
(In all reality, the "Nintendo Switch" you're going to receive will probably just have 2 or 3 decade old games on it. lol)

don't buy a temu nintendo switch kids.

by anonymous200020 July 31, 2023

Playing my Nintendo

The phrase "playing my Nintendo" means that someone is "playing with another's heart." This is a gay term, however, and typically used as a discreet way to refer to a bond between two homies.

"James has really been playing Luke's Nintendo lately. Luke should just ask him out already."
alt:

"Damn, Arcangelo, playing my Nintendo."

by Cecil is better than you December 18, 2018

play nintendo

the act of snoritng cocaine used by people who are trying to be sneaky and not let others know what they are doing.

Guy #1: hey man what did you do this weekend?
Guy #2: o ya know just hung out, played some nintendo.
Guy #1: you ever need any one to play nintendo with just give me a call.

by christopher LB December 23, 2005

Nintendo Revolution

Nintendo's new consol. Will feature:
1)wireless controlls
2)the ability to download all the kick ass games from NES, SNES, and N64 (these games kick any current or next gen games asses)
3)Better design than PS3 or Xbox 360
4)GOOD GAMES (360 and PS3 have like, 2 good ones)
5)something other than good graphics(seriously, how long are you willing to play crap games with awsome graphics?)
6)Lower cost
7)A system that DOES NOT BREAK(unlike ps3 or 360, which will break if you breath on them)

Microsoft has sold out to the "hip" crowd and Sony wants more games like Snoop Dog: Fear and Respect and 50 Cent: Bullet Proof

by Shiguru Miyamoto May 30, 2005

Nintenhard

Nintenhard or Nintendohard means a level in a Nintendo game that is super hard for no reason.

This level is so Nintenhard, and it's only a world 3 level!

by InvaderZiM900000 November 16, 2009

Nintendilepsy

The uncontrollable act of jerking one's video game controller as if to enable the on-screen character to successfully complete a motion or activity. May also be accompanied by exaggerated body movements and postures.

See also: nintendileptic

You should see my sister play Mario Kart 64. She's leaning all over the place, controller's above her head. Nintendilepsy is so sad.

by tbp April 22, 2010

Nintendo D. S.

Fellatio performed by someone of Japanese descent.

I got drunk in Tokyo, went to the club, and got a Nintendo D. S. in the bathroom!

by Ching chong chinese balls July 16, 2011