felony nap

Curling up for a good sleep on the floor of the Police interview room just before being questioned for murder.

I need to go in and talk to him, but he's taking a felony nap.

by navyfiveo June 15, 2016

meth nap

A short nap that regenerates your energy

Pam was so tired she took a meth nap on her lunch break.

by Ggregg5425 May 28, 2016

lonely nap

that nap that you take where the only body-heat source that is available to keep you warm is your laptop computer, and you're not sure if that even counts as body-heat, but also you're lonely and sad and dont even care anymore so you bring your computer with you under the covers and take a nap.

when I took my lonely nap today I had a dream that I made and urban dictionary definition of lonely nap so that's what I did when I woke up and it was nice that my computer was so close to me already because then I didn't even have to get out of bed to make my dream a reality.

by whtvr November 9, 2012

Liquor nap

A strategically placed nap during the day (the weekend for less unrespectable people) to ensure maximum possible drinking. They usually fall after a morning case, and before getting into the rye later in the evening.

"Where's Wes?" "He got wasted. He's taking another liquor nap."

by newbcat November 20, 2011

Nipple Nap

being stupid

"Why are you such a nipple nap"

by calling someone January 30, 2023

Cosby nap

Medicinally induced heavy nap.

It’s finally my day off. It’s been a really hard week. I think I’ll get some Benadryl and take a Cosby nap.

by My soul. It’s broken January 30, 2023

Nappy nap

The art of catching forty winks, specifically whilst 'working' from home. A staple during the world's most deadliest pandemic.

Or to have many a micro sleep in short succession; nappy naps.

I can't get hold of Gary on the home office line. Why is nobody picking up the phone to the custies... customers I know, he is either watching bargain hunt or he is having a nappy nap.

by Sgt. Panning September 16, 2021