Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box

hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey

by wagwan piffting set me ur bbm May 10, 2018

your mum

ones mother
(your mum)

oh her mum
(your mum)

by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019

euans mum

a right dog in bed

henry and brendan - would you like to go upstairs with euans mum

by hewpro October 4, 2021

logans mum

Very hot and tasty

Hey have you seen logans mum

by Dvrby October 9, 2023

Your mum

Hot

Your mum hot

by Smallchunguz July 27, 2021

ur mum

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.

jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-

by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022