by MORIAAAA. January 20, 2007
Get the Mitochondria mug.An alternative motorsport for short guys and rednecks who continue to wear flat billed hats, monster energy drink apparel, and fake diamond earrings well into their 30's.
Participants and fans routinely claim motocross is the most physically demanding sport in the world despite the lack of any objective evidence supporting the claim.
Events are usually centered around binge drinking shitty beer, getting a little too racist, and hot girls who are usually hired by the respective energy drink sponsor to flirt with the fans, often consisting of guys who would have partied wayyy too hard at community college had they gotten in.
Motocross fans are culturally akin to fans of professional wrestling; quick to find ways to justify their enjoyment of the motorsport by: (1) drunkenly spouting out baseless claims relating to the physically demanding nature of motocross, (2) trying to convince you to go to a race by harping on the entertainment value of the event, or (3) bringing up nostalgic motocross memories from their childhood. Which when described to you may reveal more about their personal character than you wished to know.
Participants and fans routinely claim motocross is the most physically demanding sport in the world despite the lack of any objective evidence supporting the claim.
Events are usually centered around binge drinking shitty beer, getting a little too racist, and hot girls who are usually hired by the respective energy drink sponsor to flirt with the fans, often consisting of guys who would have partied wayyy too hard at community college had they gotten in.
Motocross fans are culturally akin to fans of professional wrestling; quick to find ways to justify their enjoyment of the motorsport by: (1) drunkenly spouting out baseless claims relating to the physically demanding nature of motocross, (2) trying to convince you to go to a race by harping on the entertainment value of the event, or (3) bringing up nostalgic motocross memories from their childhood. Which when described to you may reveal more about their personal character than you wished to know.
MX Bro: Bro, the best athletes in the world bro... **takes long drag of menthol cigarette** are motocross riders, bro.
Reasonable Friend: That's a highly questionable claim given the overwhelming number of Caucasian participants.
Reasonable Friend: That's a highly questionable claim given the overwhelming number of Caucasian participants.
by nemodat March 19, 2015
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He's Always Broke. He has a million excuses about why he is constantly broke. He needs to study, although he's been in school for 6 years, the economy is bad, his former boss was a jerk, he's waiting for his check to come in, etc. What he doesn't have, however, are any plans to turn his financial situation around.
He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.
He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.
He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.
He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.
He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
by TiffanyBaby January 14, 2016
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That motocouple is so cute. That girl Sydnee thinks she is in a motocouple but her boyfriends a goon.
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