Early Morning Suprise

When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.

Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.

by arsenalpete316 March 17, 2009

g-morning

the soft whisper of a lover at sunrise that lets him know that the morning wood be better than the night

She turns over on her side to see those eyes gazing into hers. Their skin glistened in the morning light. He gently moves a wisp of hair from her eyes. A grin peeks from behind the sheets " G-morning" He could barely hear her soft voice but it made him hard. As he leaned over to kiss her, she pulled him closer and they started all over again.

by lafilleintelligente June 30, 2016

morning grumpy

defecating in the toilet first thing in the morning

Bobby Knight left the bathroom door open a sliver so he could still talk and take his morning grumpy.

- Rick Reilly

by homersimpso90210 October 8, 2009

Morning Steel

Having a ridiculous boner in the morning, or also having Auto-Mechanics class 1st Hour.

Kirk: Bro, i got Morning Steel!! I gotta go!

Ryan: Ok man, go control your boner!

Kirk: Nah man, Auto-Mechanics, 1st Hour!

by yerpy, money, money, money January 10, 2012

Morningwood Docking

A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.

- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.

by Realtip July 19, 2013

Morning horny

This is when a bit before you wake up in the morning, you have a sexy wet dream. And when you wake up, you have an extreme urge to masturbate, and you usually do so. For the rest of the day you tend to have a hyper libido.

"Sorry I'm late for school today. I woke up with morning horny and missed the bus."

by Trevdagger's Ticklemonster November 26, 2013

morning backrub

The act of performing anal on a girl sound asleep and giving her a "morning backrub" to wake her up.

"Dude Maggie is still sleeping"

"should I give her a "morning backrub" to wake her up?"

by Joe Gregz December 10, 2013