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MISE

Used to mean Maersk International Shipping Education, but also refers to any such person in this program/slave-colony.
MISE's are selfish, stubborn, ignorant, arrogant and alcoholic and all apire to be GAP (Generally Approved Prick).
Many MISE's believe Karlslunde (Denmark) to be hell on earth, or at best "the shit-hole above all".
MISE's used to be controlled by the Sisgaards, a robotic breed of super robots that try to act human - with little success.
MISE's have to go through two years of slaving in Maersk before they are fully brainwashed and claim to have "become blue".
A MISE can be recognized by his/her Unique ID tattoed on their ass and the STAR branded on the other bum cheek.
Furthermore, they have 2/3 the muscles of regular people and have a nervous tick mumbling 'No more CAPS, oh God (Papa Moller) please noo!"
"I see MISE!"
"Look at that arrogant cunt" "Yeah, must be a MISE"
"Are you okay dude, you look... you look kinda Blue"
"Why do you have a star on your right bum cheek??"
"Did the activity room camera just turn..?"
by nahoJ draagsiS October 20, 2008
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Moises

A term coined by Gerardo Alvarez of San Diego, California in reference to marijuana while talking code. Either over the phone or in front of people. It can be used in short as Mois.
In Spanish: Saca la moises. or Donde esta Moises?

In English: Do you know were Moises is? or Is Moises going to come today?
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Les Misérables

The best show in teh world which was performed by Dundee Schools Music Theatre on 26th - 29th August 2003
Weren't they as good as broadway
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Misery

When someone, usually a dude, bombs the office bathroom with a righteous poop so pungent that it saturates your entire world in stench.
"Is that Rich in the bathroom?"

"Yes."

"Oh no, he just ate 3 McDonald's cheeseburgers and a box of fish sticks. Barricade the door and febreze the air before the misery engulfs us all in a wave of stink!"
by SausagesAreGood November 4, 2011
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meiser

one who prides themselves in their dick-taking abilities
"The meiser sucked Heath Leger."
by thomas3192 June 17, 2008
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miserated

my boss miserated the hell out of me today
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modsec man

best kinda men out there, every modsec man loyal and better than most men (especially pres and naps men) some would even call us modsexy 😉😉😉😉
modsec man is the best kinda man alive 😍
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