Mistake

The occurrence in which human beings are able to turn off their brains. Usually occurs in guys during intercourse in which they shut off their brains to "fuck her right in the pussy."

Dude. What the heck are you doing? Wait did you seriously just make the mistake of not pulling out before you cummed. Now my pussy is flooding with you're cum. I'm going to be pregnant. What the hell man I wanted the taste of that cum so badly.

by MrVade November 27, 2015

mistacoffeman

A guy that is pumped from raping starbucks

*crazy laughing* then you here my name's mistacoffeman

by Freezing fucks March 6, 2017

Mistake

You

Mom: FIND A JOB YOU FUCKING MISTAKE

by Lioily June 13, 2018

mistakes

its you.

hey dude what are mistakes...?

person: boi every mistake is you.

by Alex Adler December 12, 2019

Mistake

Many definitions, but the most used, is yourself

Im a mistake

by zaqwszsfdzsgf February 10, 2020

Mistletoes

Athlete's Foot for elves

Elf 1: Hey, why isn't Elf 3 working today
Elf 2: He came down with a bad case of mistletoes.

by Sumgyen Pakistan December 27, 2021

mishal

a sad and pathetic piece of shit. usually, a Mishal would be tall, but he's not fit, and he has a belly. He'll say he's working out, but it's all just lies, and his tits are bigger than any girl's you'll ever see.

"dude he's so fat and ugly. Must be a Mishal"

by cocknballshd1000 April 1, 2022