Mikey

He’s a fat lazy cripple who only gets out of bed for Shannon

Mikey won’t do things with the boys but for girls he moves like the flash

by Granny smasher June 8, 2022

Mikey

A lil bitch who never (always) gives me love n he always fuckin complaining if he don’t get pussy within a few days. But he knows I love steak tortas n he always tryna get me to smoke even tho I don’t fuckin smoke. He likes breakfast food n getting his back scratched but he still a lil bitch.. Always making jokes too especially about sucking toes n eating ass. & he says he’s kidding but he jokes sm about it I’m starting to think he’s for real but I’ll let him anyway bc that’s my baby💖 N he spoils me with love, hugs, and kisses 25/8 that’s why he’s the best. Total package & I just wanna be so good to him bc I know we both have trust issues and crazy ass ex’s, he deserves better💜 and he my lil kickin ass Reggie Kray so I know imma always be good with him around even tho he my lil baby in private💓 He’s a sweetheart n always makes me laugh with his lil corny goofy jokes so I pretend like I’m mad even though I know he’s kidding just so he can hold on to me and pull me closer🥰

Mikey loves deep sea diving in my pu$$y

by Asianpersuasion54321 January 29, 2020

Mikey

Mikey is a person that will take up 68% of your mental capacity with a thoughts of the next time he is going to stick his cock inside you because his sweet brown eyes literally consume your whole mind. His artistic personality and his demeanor of being alone is okay because he can always find a way to make everyone around him and himself happy. His smile will drive you wild his laugh will be imprinted in your mind forever. His touch on your back or your thigh will drive you wild and you'll forever be addicted to a Mikey. Whether it's his dry sense of humor, his silly obnoxious side or his need to take a ride you'll instantly fall in love with Mikey's free sprit. He's quiet and keeps to him self which makes him mysterious but that keeps you hooked. Hes compassion and drive for the things he loves keep you inspired. If you have a Mikey and you question his love for you don't and hold on tight because he will be the love of your life.

A Mikey will consume your thoughts.

by Mofun4us Mrs man February 3, 2025

Mikey raw

A true definition of a hustler whether legal or illegal he knows who to get at it. A people's person that everyone likes and easy to get along with.

That Nigga Mikey Raw is bout his business.

by Mikey Raw June 9, 2017

Mikey

The person who I love with my whole heart. I want to cuddle her forever and protect her from anything ever hurting her.

"Mikey sounds like a keeper"

by Lilith Lills January 14, 2024

Mikey

The word derives from popular dhar mahn chareter Mikey, a kid that fakes injury to get out of school. A Mikey is a kid that has problems with Münchausen syndrome.

That kids a Mikey he skipped the exam because he “broke” his arm.

by Wivilswivl December 12, 2021

Mikey

He won’t shut up but loves to wrestle with friends and family.he has good hair but when ever it’s school time he makes it look like a white kids hair (slik back). Loves football and basketball. Usually dark skinned and brown curly hair. He normally where’s no socks and if he does there old and stinky. He can be a buttwhole some times but wonce you get to know him he is a nice and wonderful person to be around. And he only ever where’s small clothes that don’t fit him anymore and his mom has to help him😂(he loses his jacket at school a lot)

Mom: Mikey pick up your clothes
Mikey:ok one second let me die on this game first
Mom:NO RIGHT NOW YOU ALWAYS SAY ONE SECOND

by Mikey_the_buttwhole December 21, 2019