What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

baby microwave

Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.

Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!

by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021

Microwaved Mel Gibson

RFK Jr’s nickname due to his puffy face and fake suntan.

There goes Microwaved Mel Gibson once again offering medical advice he is unqualified to be giving out.

by LaughingAloud October 9, 2025

Microwave

This is a machine made by the aliens so we can eat the yummy kittens and other things and heat stuff up

Imma cook a cat in a microwave

by KraginMxr June 8, 2020

Microwave Technician

Has no bitches. None.

Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches

by guy6942069420 September 2, 2022

Microwave

A tiny oven

I need a microwave

by Burnt bacon December 8, 2019

Microwave

Used to heat up or reheat your meals like pizza. Using a wave from called microwaves it likes to shake the water molecules around to heat up the food/beverage very hastily. Once tried cooking a cookie in the microwave for 2 minutes. It was cold and sounded reasonable. I soon found out I was VERY wrong and was left with something that resembles something of ash.

Open the microwave by gripping the handle and tugging. Place beverage (item) and select the amount of time to cook for. You can also set a timer by selecting "timer" and typing in the time.

by Emmennater May 30, 2019