Michael

a big sack of shit he's ugly and very unattractive. He is also very annoying. He yells a lot and he's a fucking faggot

That kid is such a Michael

by ensoraz February 9, 2019

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Michael

A very HOT, nice guy who loves his girlfriend, will do anything for friends. Loves football and basketball. Has a lot of siblings. Usually has black or brown hair and brown eyes. Last name usually starts with a M and hates his ex’s

Did you hear about E and Michael they are dating!

by L. M. S January 9, 2018

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Michael

The one of few people who will constantly like watching rickk and morty for hours on end. Also screeches like a 8 year old mincraft kid at random. Will cause severe chromesome loss

Did you see that new episode of rick and morty? Nah man i aint no michael.

by Gargoyle gale November 8, 2017

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michael

this nigga fucks yo girl like its going outta style

michael: oh yeah girl yeah slurp dat dick till da cum lemme smak ya ass like a drum
Girl: oh thank you dady uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh yes yes yes oh my god keep cuming dady
Michael: thanks for letting me fuck you
girl: thank you michael cum dady sperm dady.

by a true baller April 9, 2019

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Michael

Michael's are outgoing and charismatic. They usually have more female friends than male friends. They can be introverted and extroverted. They can be the life of the party and the wallflower.

"Who's that really funny guy? What's his name?"
"Michael."
"I can tell."

by mad memes December 15, 2016

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