Michael is an amazing boyfriend he is willing to do anything for anyone. He’s the hottest person on earth. He hella loyal and will do anything to get you. Michael is the type of guy who is always ready for a fight. He amazing and no one can change that.
by jor&11 September 30, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. by dara berger August 27, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.
"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
by Faith Fucking Tholley May 22, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a guy that wants to tear up pussy on Hump day (Wednesday ). He will start at 12:01am and go all night.
Michael left work on time to get home to his baby momma every Tuesday. Once that clock strikes 12:01 am Wednesday, his parents mobile home would rock off the bricks.
by Spunky5 June 9, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He might be these things, but really Michael is a player. Never date a Michael unless you truly love him or something.
by itsyogirly February 6, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. Guys named Michael have a tough exterior that they hardly let anybody through besides the ones he loves most. Because inside of that shell... He is the most caring, compassionate, heartwarming flirt (not the one who would ever think of cheating) you could ever imagine. He may be busy in his life but he still puts time in placing his loved ones in it and including them.
This man is a keeper even if he doesn't think that highly of himself. Michael's have a few quirks, but even those quirks are adorable and so worth being close to him. He truly is a one of a kind special type of guy who'm you can entrust the world to and your heart in hopes that he will return the favor because his heart is pure gold.
This man is a keeper even if he doesn't think that highly of himself. Michael's have a few quirks, but even those quirks are adorable and so worth being close to him. He truly is a one of a kind special type of guy who'm you can entrust the world to and your heart in hopes that he will return the favor because his heart is pure gold.
by SuzuBrooke August 6, 2020
Get the Michaelmug.