marmalade

it's the new meaning for any thing that you find gay about males or if you are gay what you like about another male.

straight man :that guy is so marmalade look at how he talks to joe

gay man: man what are you talking about that man over there is so firkin marmalade i wish he was talking to me.

straight man : get out we all ready have a gay friend in our group.

by Piekarski January 22, 2011

Mexian Marmalade

see Mexican Marmalade, as I mispelled the word in defining the ever-popular Scottish Whale

Dr. Buck is an idiot, thus spelling Mexican Marmalade without a "c".

by Dr. JM Buck August 1, 2004

Mermaid

Someone who has been shipped too many times. Being a mermaid means that people have shipped you so many times that you seem like a slut.

Friend: Oh my god! I totally ship you and Ralph!
You: But you've already shipped me with Ross, Jimmy, Sarah and Trisha!
Friend: Well, now it's you and Ralph!
You: Oh my god! Stop turning me into a mermaid!

by _tomcat711_ March 9, 2016

mermaid

half lady half fish

I'm a mermaid

mermaids are epic

by unipugsrule August 7, 2016

The merman

When you put both your feet in a womans vagina at the same time and you flap about like a fish or a 'Merman'.

" That birds well dirty mate, she let me do the merman"

by Bere Oust. February 9, 2010

furry mermaid

when you spend a month on Thailand beach and your girl doesn't bother to shave her bikini-line or trim the quim.

So you go for a nude surf, after which fall on the sand and go down on her crispy, rough sand-jungle, giving your face a nasty rash as it digs into her furry mermaid.

"jeez SUN! what happened to yer face? looks like you've been doing serious time on a furry mermaid!"

by one armed sex robot October 31, 2008

little mermaid

David Robinson, formerly of the San Antonio Spurs.

The "little mermaid" had a double-double last night.

by Professor Forbin April 29, 2005