Someone who calls you a hoe every single day and ignores ur messages 90% of the time. She is a hoe and a stinky poopoo with a cute dog called brownie. Brownie is the cutest in the world and he doesn't not listen to melissa.
Person 1: Did you ever get a reply from the stinky poopoo melissa?
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
by cinagrolsafbdkflhsbdklvnsadlkf January 31, 2022
He would be so lucky to be with Melissa
by Shittalksally June 03, 2023
She's a beautiful, kind and independent female. She'll always there through thick and thin. She always cares about other people's need before hers. She's always there to help anyone. She never holds grudges and forgives easily.
*Girl: "Hey do you know who can help me with my project?"*
*Boy: "Yeah, Melissa will definitely help you."*
*Boy: "Yeah, Melissa will definitely help you."*
by Mel_lissa:) December 11, 2023
Melissa is a man
by Charles darpeen July 05, 2024
Melissa is fun to be with.
by Quickchow October 20, 2021
melissa mean bee and a girl that is named melissa will never broke up whit here boyfrends melissa is a kiper
by hortencen July 07, 2020
She's my Melissa and she's the love of my life forever
by MelissasBoyfriend June 15, 2023