An annoying ass sentence that makes me want to throw my phone and die in a hole
phone: Welcome to gifgaf voice messages
Anyone: FUCK OFFFFFFFF
by Maxxwasfound October 1, 2022
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Auditory Message

An amazing alternative rock band formed by four 16-17 year old talented boys from Imst. You shoul definetly go on their Instagram: @auditorymessage and check their stuff out! They also have a YouTube Channel called Auditory Message.
Check them out, they’re awesome.
Dude 1: Dude do you know some awesome bands?
Dude 2: I know one called Auditory Message, you should definitely go and check out their Instagram!
by PanicAtTheDiscoRoach August 27, 2018
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message chaser

Person who keeps on toggling between social networking sites like Facebook and email websites like Hotmail, often vainly searching for messages during obviously bad times, like when most people are sleeping or working.
Don't be such a message chaser! Get off that effin' computer, go to Target and buy that toy for the kids that's on discount, before the animals grab it up!
by pentozali September 8, 2010
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Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos
greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!
by xDAGx May 16, 2011
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self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 13, 2012
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