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Dirty Matthew

Getting on top of a tractor and fisting your ass so hard, that you penetrate yourself and give yourself a hemorrhoids.
I just a Dirty Matthew on my tractor.
by Warcrom123 April 20, 2020
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Matthew Torres

A man who cares about others when the times is Necessary but has a dark side who doesnt give a fuck
Damm that girls has a FAT a-Matthew torres lol WTF
by lol12345678787 September 26, 2010
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matthew o'neill

a man that causes uncontrollable sexual desire in attractive girls
by yibuddy November 24, 2011
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matthew

matthew a very sexy guy with a very sexy body. He loves mountian dew, lego rockband, and def leppard. He is very sweet and caring and everyone loves him.
i wish matthew was my boyfriend!
by mrs.jansen January 22, 2010
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Matthew

Someone who is so amazing and so unique in every way possible, they never fail to make you laugh or smile, when you see them you immediately fall in love with them, there so outgoing and so handsome and also very flirty but they make you forget about the world and you just wanna be with them for the the rest of your life, they make you feel special and they make you happy and you don't want anyone else but them.
i want a relationship with a Matthew
by soccerlover5 April 19, 2015
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mathews dream

getting a boner when another dude falls asleep on you
"dude he totaly had a mathews dream in the van"
by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009
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matthew reuter

like omg hes a matthew reuter
by sarsypan June 23, 2010
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