Maitlismo

Stellar reporting (jovial); like a journalistic chef’s kiss.

Based on news reporter Emily Maitlis

That new current affairs piece was *chef’s kiss* Maitlismo!

by anya toxic September 30, 2025

dirty maisha

When you’ve eaten a load of spicy asian food and need to get it out your system, but are afraid it’ll hurt like fuck.

“I’m afraid I’ll need to go have a dirty maisha after this curry”

by SSSNNN May 6, 2020

The Maitland Deluxe

The art of giving coitis to your partner whilst simultaneously performing cunnilingus on their dog. The size of the dog does not matter.

Hey bro, heard you got to do the Maitland Deluxe with your misso last night. Congrats bro, thats so dope, how was it?

by chocciesforbrekky21 November 24, 2021

Disha Maikhuri

Disha is as wonderful a person as it gets.
She is beautiful ,she s charming ,she is bubbly.
She is growing every day be it her relationship,getting to deal with world better, shrugging off bad days.
She walks like a queen,true to her mate.
A go-getter.

Life has amazing things in bag for her.She needs to hold tight and should know that every thing has its course of action .
If there's a dawn ,there's a dusk.

Smile , cause, things always get better.

Deee

I feel disha maikhuri today.

Meaning-I feel strong today

Adverb for strong

by Chechu25 November 24, 2021

Rory Maitland

Rory Maitland is a sexy beast who goes to St Leonard's. He is very funny and likes to game in his free time. He is 4ft7 and plays the drumkit like a pro. He is very intelligant andalways does homework the day before it is due.

LOVE RORY HE IS COOOOOOL.

Look at that sexy boy! who is he?
That would be Rory Maitland the Coolest boy in the world!

by RozzaBOY March 30, 2022

sunando maiti

Wanna more than 50 times a day

Look at his posture, he's wanking for sure, what a sunando maiti

by Dazed_daddy October 10, 2022

Je’maiah

Je’maiah is very tall, and she can be the quietest friend. But she is Je’maiah. Go Je’maiah!!!!! We love Je’maiah. Jemaiah smells like raspberries and carrots.

Go Je’maiah!! You’re such a fast runner.

by AUTUM IS MY BBG ❤️❤️ November 20, 2023