Minnesota Log Chute

When in the "doggie-style" position, you perform a technique of compressing air into the partners anus(known as the cum-pressor. After you feel a great amount of force, pull out and enjoy the chocolate fountain.

Well she said she had to do the two, so I cum-pressed her for a Minnesota Log Chute

by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009

Minnesota Car Wash

Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.

We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!

by mrs May 2, 2014

Minnesota hot air balloon

When you are eating ass, and they fart in your mouth and blow you up like a hot air balloon.

Did you hear, yesterday Evan got a Minnesota hot air balloon from Sarah.

by Bigdaddy26 May 8, 2018

Minnesota State University, Mankato

A sausagefest masquerading as a "University" in the small town of Mankato, MN. This is primarily a party school for the kin folk in the upper midwest and elsewhere. High rate of STD's and alcohol poisoning. Sucks in sports and sucks in academics. The school mascot is a bull named "Stomper". A fucking BULL! I say that's BULL-SHIT! Fuck you, Stomper!

Brian: Hey Travis, did you get accepted in the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities?
Travis: Nah, man, they rejected me coz my SAT's were shit
Brian: Looks like your only option is Minnesota State University, Mankato.
Travis: That fucking sucks.

by watermelawn March 21, 2017

Minnesota snort and blow

1. When a mail unsuspectingly blows his load in the womans mouth, whilst she grabs his head and blows the fresh load in the mails nose thus halking it up and spiting it back in the girls mouth in a fit of rage.

"YHA!!!! How how did you like that minnesota snort and blow bitch!!

by Kock mc Hammertion!! August 21, 2010

Minnesota Ice Fishing

The act of a man shoving one of his arms into a woman's vagina and pulling out her intestines one by one. Then frying the intestines on a grill and eating them for a meal.

Phil: "Would your wife like to join us for dinner this evening as well?"

Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."

Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut October 27, 2011

Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump

The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.

Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."

by Sperm Sniper February 2, 2015