massive cock

A cock with an impressive size.

"Wow it's a massive cock!!!" She said whie unziping his pants

by Mathieu's cock May 16, 2022

Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

Massive Slut

Used to describe a Kelsi and a Mia from a Chef when asked to turn their music down from a customer complaint usually messaged through a social media platform

Those massive sluts Mia and Kelsi

by Gracew1707 May 4, 2022

Massive

You know what else is MASSIVE?!? LOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TAAAAPPPPEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Friend 1: Dude that guys forehead was MASSIVE! Friend 2: HEHEHE you know what else is MASSIVE??? Friend 1: What
Friend 2: THE LOWWWWWWWW TAPERRRR FADEEEEEE MEME its still massive in 2025

by StalinSajurzna123 January 18, 2025

massive-airflow sensor

An electronic device to measure da frequency and/or degree of your farts.

Generally speaking, you wouldn't need a massive-airflow sensor to keep tabs on your butt-splutters: people's ears --- and often their noses, as well --- will be totally aware of each and "every toot you make" and "every wind you break"! (Have I been watching too much Weird Al???)

by QuacksO February 29, 2024

You know what else is massive?

Used in response to someone saying "massive" in a sentence, typically followed by "LOW TAPER FADE".

Person 1: This building is massive!
Person 2: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Person 2: LOOOWWW TAAAPEEER FADEEE

by Joao3 January 10, 2025

massive ask

A massive ask is that Big, Huge, Inconvenient favor your friend asks of you which makes you question whether you really want to be friends with him/her in the first place.

Tanya just pulled a massive ask of me; I'm a bad friend and don't know if I like her enough to do a

favor like that!

by DMack2018 May 14, 2018