penis parking lot

Simply, a parking lot for penis. Used as an insult.

Dan0 is quite useful.... as a penis parking lot.

by Yeee December 15, 2007

parking lot surrender

its a french phrase for being assaulted in parking lot by a large male, normally black, and forced into an unwanted intruder in rectum...

"No, No, oh well go ahead LeRoy, but can you atleast lube up before this parking lot surrender"

by Bill Booth March 14, 2005

a grain of lot's wife

Contrary to the term "Grain of Salt," a grain of lots wife refers to the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Torah, where Lot's wife looks back onto Sodom and Gamorah thus turning her to a pillar of salt.

Jim: Well I can safely say I believe in God and Evoloution at the same time.
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!

by thecoolcanadian November 27, 2010

love you lots and lots like jelly tots!

An exclamation of your love for any human being, especially a close friend. In fact can be used to express love for anything.

"Your my best friend! love you lots and lots like jelly tots! mwah"

by kirstieissocool December 6, 2006

Parking Lot Pimpin

Game one spits outside the club, cuz they are chargin' too much for the guys to get in.

Me and my folk last week were parking lot pimpin, cuz the club was letting all the females in for free while they were making all the guys pay $20 at the door.

by quepasa doc July 18, 2006

Im a lot to sleep with

Aggressive sexually in bed

“Trust me im A lot to sleep with”

by So odd mf July 14, 2023

Lol "Lot's of Losses"

Stands for "Lot's of losses". It is the ultimate "L". Used when you can't come back from a situation.

Examples include: bringing warm beer to a tailgate, acting like a clown in public, messing up big time, or , the ultimate version of being roasted and toasted in a situation.

- I forgot to bring my wallet and my date had to pay for our meal.
- Go ahead and take a Lol "Lot's of losses"

-I forgot we had our final exam today
- Go ahead and take a Lol "Lot of losses"

by dollahbillphil September 30, 2019