Leaf-blower Mafia

those annoying fucksticks who use gas-powered blowers that pollute the planet and annoy TF outta everyone with noise disruption
Clyde was reading in his sunroom on a quiet Saturday when all of a sudden he heard the thunderous din of leaf-blower mafia blowing debris from his neighbors yard. the blow-and-go crew started at 7 a.m. and really got under Clyde's skin. "fucking hell, when are we gonna invent a quiet, electric version of the leaf blowers? these goddamned machines are annoying and terrible for the planet." Clyde put his earbuds in and kept reading.
by Uncle Joosie August 10, 2023
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Kentucky leaf blower

While giving love to a female, you put grass clippings in her vagina. You tuck the grass clippings really snug and whenever she coughs, sneezes, screams, or queefs she shoots out these clippings to a similar fashion that a leaf blower would blow them.
Yea man after mowing yesterday my wife gave me the Kentucky leaf blower
by g_dongz August 28, 2020
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Maple Leafs special

An almost annual tradition of a team losing a playoff series with a great chance to win. This is named after the Toronto Maple Leafs.
This game is becoming a Maple Leafs special.
by oldhoss April 23, 2019
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ONE SINGULAR LEAF

He is the embodiment of Nature. The prototype signed to C9. A terminator made to destroy 100T(weets). One vanity may fall, but 1 singular leaf will stand tall.
"With how good that one singular leaf is, even my mom watches VALORANT now too!"
by sheev March 26, 2022
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Maple Leaf Moment

An instance where a sports team has an almost unbeatable lead, yet blows that lead and loses in an immense comeback by the opponent. Referencing the 1st round of the Stanley Cup playoffs in 2013, game 7, when the Toronto Maple Leafs blew a 4-1 lead with 11 minutes left in the game to the Boston Bruins, eventually losing the game in overtime.
The Atlanta Falcons were up by 25 points, and lost the Super Bowl to the Patriots? Talk about a Maple Leaf moment
by SpicyBoi McCringe January 24, 2022
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Oak Leaf Tx

A "city" where there is almost literly 15 house's after the "welcome to Oak Leaf" sign. Smallest place ever. Good luck finding us on the map!
"Hey dude, I heard you were moving to Oak Leaf Tx, have fun meeting any one there."

"Oh I know right! This is going to suck ass!"
by Dave fucking Strider November 28, 2012
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four leaf clover

when a woman has four penises (or dildos) inserted into any one of her orifices making the shape of a 4 leaf clover. Note: this requires the use of a small and very tight hole so that there is tension against the penises (or dildos) or the hole will tend to be shaped more like a square (commonly referred to as "square dancing" with a female)
Her asshole was so tight that it took us a long time to get all 4 cocks inside her, but when we did we were rewarded by the beautiful tight pucker of her four leaf clover.
by brentionary August 14, 2014
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