lard chops

What you call really fat kidd, and i mean really fat.

Cool kid: hey Lard Chops, your fat, and so is your mom!!!!

Lard Chops: yeah well!!!! im so fat im bullet proof!!

by ph34r_me July 4, 2005

Laid Over

1. To change ones travel plans in order to add a stop, or time to your itinerary, in order to get laid.

2. Adding travel time to your itinerary for the sole purpose of hooking up to have sex.

I was travelling to San Diego and I added a stop in DC to get laid over.

I had a great laid over in Rome.

I met this hot dude on a plane and spent a day with him en route home to get laid over.

by Scientistchick June 4, 2011

Laiden

Lia Antoni + Aiden Allen

Look at Laiden

by Andrew Reilly March 4, 2021

lair

the abode of the sex panther, this is the place they can be found, one adventures to a lair in search of the one that will surfice the needs of the individual.

One should go to a lair in order to find the Sex Panther, Let's go to the lair where there is the best selection.

by KaraJ April 13, 2007

lard ass

a fat obese person who eats to much and gobbles down anything they see

justin parks is such a lard ass

by alex s. November 15, 2004

fried, dyed, and laid to the side

refers to over permed, over colored, overstyled hair. This style usually found on those over the age of 30

damn, her hair looks fried, dyed, and laid to the side. she needs to start over...whew!

by Analogue August 28, 2005

Lard Love

The special love that only 2 tubby blokes and some animal fat lubricant can share.

That Gary Spender and Ponce Mckelvey partake in Lard love you can tell by the way the little one walks.

They're both so loney that they could only get each other and some lard.

by Tuna & Cheese Poonani December 14, 2004