the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009

Long Point

small town in the middle of nowhere; south of streator, illinois. extremely smallll.

where do you live?
long point.
wheres that?

by uhyourmom7 January 22, 2009

long un'

a long and hairy penis

hey honey you should maul my long un'

by Cummy man December 16, 2008

Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.

Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"

by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008

Lemon long

Lemon long means,long neck a persons neck which is longer than others

Wow dude! You've got a lemon long !!

by Ladyinred February 4, 2014

Long QT

Long QT is a syndrome that 1 in 2000 people have. It is inherited in genes and is a rare heart condition.

My sister and dad have Long QT but i didn't inherit it.

by fishyfishy12 July 18, 2015

long texter

A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.

Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔

by KTdeuce April 14, 2016