An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.
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A character from CP Coulter's fanfiction Dalton. Logan has anger problems, but hates taking his meds. He is in Stuart house, and his best friends are Derek and Julian, but he is too blinded by his obsession with Kurt to see that Julian loves him. Because of this, Julian nicknames him a "Giant Squid of Ignorance."
"Get out of here, Derek," said Logan, straightening up and brushing his collar off.
Derek took two steps, stopped and turned. "…did you take your medication?"
"Yes," Logan said in an ingratiatingly polite voice. But he forced a smile at him. "I'm fine, man. I love my haze of gray nothing."
Dialouge between Derek and Logan Wright, Dalton, Chapter 13, by CP Coulter
Derek took two steps, stopped and turned. "…did you take your medication?"
"Yes," Logan said in an ingratiatingly polite voice. But he forced a smile at him. "I'm fine, man. I love my haze of gray nothing."
Dialouge between Derek and Logan Wright, Dalton, Chapter 13, by CP Coulter
by KeepCalmAndAskTheSquidToProm October 2, 2011
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Type A: my favorite type. Type A Logans are really funny and can always make you laugh. They are really honest, and are athletes, yet nerds. They are smart, but don't really flaunt it as much as Type B Logans. Type A Logans are really loyal to their friends, and lots of girls crush on him easily.
Type B: the other type. Type B Logans are loud and make disturbances. They also tend to be smart, yet show it off as much as possible. They are moody and sour.
Type A: my favorite type. Type A Logans are really funny and can always make you laugh. They are really honest, and are athletes, yet nerds. They are smart, but don't really flaunt it as much as Type B Logans. Type A Logans are really loyal to their friends, and lots of girls crush on him easily.
Type B: the other type. Type B Logans are loud and make disturbances. They also tend to be smart, yet show it off as much as possible. They are moody and sour.
Girl 1: Okay, so we're starting a club for all the girls crushing on Logan (Type A)
Girl 2: We're still waiting on girls 3,4, and 5.
Girl 1: *In head* They can't steal him from me! He is MINNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Girl 2: We're still waiting on girls 3,4, and 5.
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Get the Logan mug.a form of reason acquired by spending far too much time at a casino. a player, typically down a considerable amount of money, will use any excuse possible to convince themself that the odds are far greater in their favor than they are. It is normally accompanied by multiple superstitions.
Guy 1: Dude did you just put all of your rent money down on black??
Guy 2: Yeah man, it's hit red 4 times in a row so I'm pretty much guaranteed to win.
Guy 1: WTF? Your casino logic is going to make us homeless.
Guy 2: Yeah man, it's hit red 4 times in a row so I'm pretty much guaranteed to win.
Guy 1: WTF? Your casino logic is going to make us homeless.
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Get the Casino Logic mug.The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.
Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.
Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-
Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.
Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!
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