Used by some to describe the regular consumption of alcohol to excess, rendering one incapable of motor control or muscular integrity. Despite the suggestion implicit in the phrase, there is in fact nothing amusing or comical about such a situation. It is in fact a dark and rather pathetic state of affairs.
Use of phrase especially favoured by alcoholic apologists. (See dickhead)
Use of phrase especially favoured by alcoholic apologists. (See dickhead)
by H638391 May 18, 2008
Favorite Sport which is enjoyed and performed by Americans. It is said by a report that fart jokes are reducing the IQs level of average American.
There is an ISO standard given by anonymous:
WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:
1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer - it'll linger a while
11. In a ticket line.
13. On an airplane.
14. During confession
15. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
16. In bed when you're feeling frisky
17. While fighting fire in a burning building
19. In a patrol car for a minor violation
WHEN TO FART:
1. Bosses office as you are about to leave. - best to make sure it's silent but violent.
2. In a bathroom.
3. In the cashiers line - it's bound to speed things up.
4. The empty elevator before you get off.
5. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it'll quickly become unnocupied.
6. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. When deep sea diving.
8. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
9. In your car if you've been carjacked.
10. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.
There is an ISO standard given by anonymous:
WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:
1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer - it'll linger a while
11. In a ticket line.
13. On an airplane.
14. During confession
15. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
16. In bed when you're feeling frisky
17. While fighting fire in a burning building
19. In a patrol car for a minor violation
WHEN TO FART:
1. Bosses office as you are about to leave. - best to make sure it's silent but violent.
2. In a bathroom.
3. In the cashiers line - it's bound to speed things up.
4. The empty elevator before you get off.
5. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it'll quickly become unnocupied.
6. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. When deep sea diving.
8. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
9. In your car if you've been carjacked.
10. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.
Example of Fart jokes:
Jason: Ooh, is someone cooking? That smells bomb!
Melisa: You're right, but it's a stink bomb!
Jason: Ooh, is someone cooking? That smells bomb!
Melisa: You're right, but it's a stink bomb!
by markrobins210 January 23, 2012
by D-Rock April 07, 2004
The act of telling a joke in which you only laugh. The joke is usually stupid and is usually told by the guy with the smallest dick in the room. He probobly went to fieldston high school or colgate for college. He can also be a jonny joker, jonny jokster, jonny mcjoker, toker the joker, super soaker jonny joker.
by jonny starks December 02, 2005
by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020
by S_Hurty April 06, 2017
Dad Jokes:
Dad: "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
Me: "IDC---
Dad: "They are both... *laugh*... PARIS SITES! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!"
Me: Oh gawd...
Dad: "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
Me: "IDC---
Dad: "They are both... *laugh*... PARIS SITES! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!"
Me: Oh gawd...
by Mishtah Shmee November 03, 2022