John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.

I never wan't a john

by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012

John

Usually a stern, tall bloke with dark hair. He wears shirts that are too tight for him, often showing of the outline of his nipples. He can be mistaken for PC Plum or Mr Bean. If you ever meet a John, watch out. Throw him a Gregg's sausage roll as it keeps him calm and tamed.

Dylan: "Oi Aidan, hiv ye heard fae big John yet?'
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"

by maddiesmaw4207 May 28, 2018

John

Never has friends his own age.

That John always hangs out with those old kids

by Steve from florida October 22, 2019

John

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.

I wish John would be more aware

by Itdoesnotmatter💘 March 17, 2019

John

Another word for cunt.

Take a look at that John.

by loljoker February 5, 2019

John

A person who’s loyal to u and won’t let anyone hurt u. He’s always there for u. He chill funny and helpful,

“I wanna hangout with John he’s cool and chill.”

by Essketit 1134 March 17, 2019

John

Peach licking cunt

John is a peach licking cunt

by TiberiousOW April 6, 2017