Jensen

An annoying, smart, weird, guy who likes to be with his friends and will sometimes talk to his crush, he's great boyfriend material.

OMG He is such a Jensen

by The Lady In Yellow May 5, 2018

Jesse

A very gorgeous guy who always has the right thing to say. He can always put a smile on your face, and never fails to be the best boyfriend ever. He has short term memory, and has a weird obsession with Ice cream. He's the most amazing kisser on earth, and can make you feel ten times better than if you were on drugs. He is perfection.

"Who is THAT gorgeous guy?!"

"Oh just my boyfriend, Jesse."

"He's walking perfection."

"Dude, I know."

by CCCCCAPTAIN February 16, 2010

Jesse

A nice chill guy who can get with the chicks but prefers to relax and wait for them to come to him. They are equipped with a nice size cock the ladies love. Who is a cool guy to be around, very lovable, and very fun.

Yo, that guy is super cool and chill
Yea man, bet he is a Jesse.

by Titeass gal November 15, 2011

Jersey Switch

the act of merging across multiple lanes without the use of blinkers. Commonly done by New Jersey drivers.

The ricer in the honda pulled a jersey switch from the on-ramp.

by MKAYFO June 3, 2010

Jersey Whitefish

Used condoms that have washed ashore or appear on the beach

Watch out!!! Don't slip on that slimy Jersey Whitefish, dude!!!!

by LasVegasLover September 30, 2004

No Jersey

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman while not wearing a condom/rubber/jimmy hat etc.

"So I slanged Easy Erin again last night busting No Jersey"

by The Pornshyster Blake Ellestud September 21, 2006

Jesse

Jesse, a guy which is one of a kind, you will never meet anyone as perfect as he is. He is extremely good looking, funny, intelligent, athletic, and unbelievably musically inclined. If you ever meet a Jesse consider yourself unimaginably blessed, because there is honestly not one other like him. Jesse is the type of guy every girl wishes for and once you get a guy remotely like him NEVER let him go, that would truly be the biggest mistake of your life. I know all this because I've fallen in love with a Jesse, and that was the best feeling anyone could describe!

Friend: Whoa is that your boyfriend, he's hot!
Girl: Yeah he is, his names Jesse!

by Julzverry86 November 5, 2016