Black skinny jeans

Any person (male or female) who wears black skinny jeans especially if they are distressed is showing that they are a homosexual.

Omg look at them they're wearing Black skinny jeans, they must be gay.

by (.)(.)bøöBż October 27, 2019

Skinny Jeans

To all you losers who don't like skinny jeans because you can only afford cheap ass walmart boot cut supposed "jeans":

Skinny jeans look good on guys and girls. Its in style and they just look better then regular jeans. I don't mean for guys to wear absolutely skin tight jeans, but a slimmer fit is always good. And as for girls, you look stupid without skinny jeans.
Don't be stuck in the 90's, wear skinny jeans.

skinny jeans are the way to go

by yessss123 March 1, 2009

Jenache

Used for your friend whos name is Jen (Jennifer) and they give you a "jenache!

Your givin me a Jenache

by Daze25 June 17, 2009

henry jeans

jeans so tight that they look like sweatpants

bruh this fool wearing henry jeans

by 404thunder September 11, 2019

jeans with runners

A slow acting disease in which a person wheres jeans with running shoes. Most victims , if not all, do not realize the awkwardness and idiocy that they display to the public, but it is contagious even interspecies. The awkwardness that is shown is so intense that it soon starts to break down the body tissue and is only a matter of time until one's entire body deteriorates, thus death. Soon even animals will succumb to this terrible look and it will eventually kill off all forms of life.

guy 1: oh my god look how awkward that kid looks wearing those jeans with runners
guy 2: wow i know, i feel bad for him

by James Eagle July 22, 2008

skinny jeans

To keep it simple, skinny jeans are women's jeans with slight alterations and targeted to the male audience.
As you know, most male fashion designers are homosexual. So many of them may where womens's clothing, of which include women's tight jeans. So one of them probably wore women's jeans and thought that would be a great product to sell to the average mindless person who follows any fad. So now you see guys roaming the streets walking in women's clothing and who thinks it looks good on them. If only they knew.

Idiot: I want skinny jeans for my birthday.
Smart Person: Just borrow your sister's pants, you'll look just as gay.

by Education With Proof March 2, 2011

skinny jeans

Unnecessarily tight pants, generally worn by trendy douchebags.

"Oh God, I love a guy who wears skinny jeans!"
"He looks like a fucking idiot."

by Aaron Fox. August 28, 2008