Jason

Slang term used for a joint or pre-roll of marijuana.

"Hey you think we can go meet Jason after class at 4:20"

"Hey Max let's go sesh this Jason"

"How about we go see our friend Jason at the Café"

by themanthemyththejason March 11, 2020

Jason

A little dick sucking pussy that thinks that being good at a video game makes him important in the world. Has a tendency to get easily butt hurt when bullied on the video game “Call of Duty”. Mutes people so he doesn’t have to deal with the mental stress that is put upon him. If looking for a good time with the boys on cod make sure to leave him out of the party.

When calling someone a pussy, instead of saying pussy just say Jason.

by Austin fogg May 6, 2020

Jason

Jason is an adorable man that usually dates men named ezra. They are known for having really big butts and making yummy poop.

jason: hello
boyfriend: were dating

by Poopoo_69 August 29, 2020

Jason

A dumb unkind kid that thinks he is perfect but really he is dumb asf.

Me: Hey Jason
Jason: Shut up B*****

by Dark Creature September 22, 2020

Jason

A dumbass that fits the "popular white kid" stereotype. Probably needs hairline repair too.

Hes such a Jason type.

by McChicken023 October 20, 2020

Jason

Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.

Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason

by Jason3247 July 3, 2022

Jason

mine.

he's mine fuckers, back off. mine. mine. mine. MINE
jason = mine

by jd's girl xoxo January 21, 2022