Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
Get the Ivan (absolute lad)mug. by WiseOne Forever July 24, 2011
Get the Flavio Ivanmug. A famous youtuber that famous for his body shape like "caseoh". There's a habitat of Ivan Tong is that he eats 40t of food in every 10 minutes and able to swallow the universe. We use this word to laugh at fat people who is overweight.
Person 1: Ready for 1v1 in the game?
Person 2:Nah bro, I'm eating gtg
Person 1:Didn't you finish your meal in 10 minutes ago? Don't become the second Ivan Tong .
Person 2:Nah bro, I'm eating gtg
Person 1:Didn't you finish your meal in 10 minutes ago? Don't become the second Ivan Tong .
by I ate a cat 8964 June 20, 2024
Get the Ivan Tongmug. When you are subjected to have a situationship with a guy who is interested in you for a month, specifically for sexual favors, then ghosts you out of the blue.
"Yeah I've been hanging out with him for a few weeks and everything has been good but he randomly ghosted me."
"He did the same thing to me. You got hit with The Ivan Effect."
"He did the same thing to me. You got hit with The Ivan Effect."
by Mayviper May 1, 2023
Get the The Ivan Effectmug. by Kirill - funny guy November 22, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. A Mexican. But not a regular Mexican. a Blacxican that can say the N word and throw up gang signs. He'll clain he has black friends but really they're just with him cause his mom be giving that river up easily. His real friends are his family, and he also has a country friend that looks like a fuckin walking skeleton with diabetes. He likes what ever makes him popular, in the real world... We know... thats not important, his moms legs are.
by 6IX9INE+DRAKE'S=SON December 4, 2017
Get the ivan montalvomug.