Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.
Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
Get the Morning Cardiomug. *birds chirping* *guy yawning*
Guy: good morning sunshine
* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*
Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*
AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood
Guy: good morning sunshine
* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*
Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*
AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood
by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa April 9, 2016
Get the Morning woodmug. by woodsey March 14, 2012
Get the Wood Morningmug. by Eusebiu May 18, 2020
Get the Bad Morningmug. Steph: when did you go to the playground?
Vivi: last morning
Seb: when is dinner?
Vivi: last morning!
Vivi: last morning
Seb: when is dinner?
Vivi: last morning!
by Bakcurnshakf December 8, 2018
Get the Last Morningmug. A working gay male who visits a rent boy in the morning before he goes to work.
These men are often in the closet and in a straight marriage or relationship, and so would be unable to make excuses for going out in the evening to visit a rent boy.
These men are often in the closet and in a straight marriage or relationship, and so would be unable to make excuses for going out in the evening to visit a rent boy.
Ryan: "Dude, why are you getting up so early? Aren't you hung over?"
Mike: "Yeah, but I wanna catch a couple of morning tricks before breakfast."
Mike: "Yeah, but I wanna catch a couple of morning tricks before breakfast."
by flozz August 23, 2008
Get the Morning Trickmug. Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.
by MassBoss June 19, 2013
Get the Morning coffeemug.