Morning Cardio

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.

Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

Morning wood

When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf

*birds chirping* *guy yawning*

Guy: good morning sunshine

* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*

Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*

AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood

by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa April 9, 2016

Wood Morning

A good morning expression for certain circumstances.
See morning wood

him: good morning.

her: ooh, wood morning baby!

by woodsey March 14, 2012

Bad Morning

A person you don't want to mess around.

Friend: Look at her she's such a Bad Morning
Friend 2: Better stay away!

by Eusebiu May 18, 2020

Last Morning

A phrase to describe the construct of time outside of the present moment.

Steph: when did you go to the playground?
Vivi: last morning

Seb: when is dinner?
Vivi: last morning!

by Bakcurnshakf December 8, 2018

Morning Trick

A working gay male who visits a rent boy in the morning before he goes to work.

These men are often in the closet and in a straight marriage or relationship, and so would be unable to make excuses for going out in the evening to visit a rent boy.

Ryan: "Dude, why are you getting up so early? Aren't you hung over?"
Mike: "Yeah, but I wanna catch a couple of morning tricks before breakfast."

by flozz August 23, 2008

Morning coffee

Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.

Person 1: "Why is Jose such a grouch today?"
Person 2: "He hasn't had his morning coffee yet."

by MassBoss June 19, 2013