Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.

This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.

by Pk ripper October 25, 2022

Desert View Elementary

The worst school in New Mexico and i suggest you not to put your kid in that school

Desert View Elementary is the worst school.

by Call me daddy 4206921666 May 22, 2019

Desert Rat

Someone who rides the dunes, the flats, etc. Will generally require a fuel powered motor vehicle, to include gas scooters lol.

Wanna hit Glamis again?

“Oh sure, I’m a real desert rat”

We’re heading to el mirage

“May I join? I’m just a desert rat”

by POGs are gay November 1, 2021

Prickly desert

When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.

"Wow, you gave him the prickly desert? You must have some beef against him."

by Dbass July 18, 2016

dick desert

A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.

Think about it the same as food desert.

Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):

Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.

Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.

by durka_durka July 22, 2022

desert rage

Uncontrollable use of substances while vacationing for a short period of time to the desert, particularly when attending music festivals in remote locations.

Bill just got back from Coachella, where we went on a 3 day desert rage.
I just got back from Burning Man and our desert rage lasted for 10 days!

by CactusWolf August 16, 2018

desert skater

A person of middle-eastern decent.

That cashier was a desert skater.

by Light Bread August 8, 2007