jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.

Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.

by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018

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Fuck Wad

A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.

OMG Jack is so fucking stupid! He must be a Fuck wad

by Cochoco July 13, 2018

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Gurley Wad

A borrowed wad or stack of cash

Look at Mickey sportin that Gurley Wad

by Ole Dirty Bastard July 25, 2018

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Wad

someone being annoying or does something that is rude/ew.

person: “I have 1,000 followers on instagram”
you: “you’re being a wad”

by wadddddd January 24, 2019

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wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.

Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

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