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Desert Guy

Noun - A person who, without fail, completes his daily tasks to the extreme, with no expense spared, and no detail too small. Who cannot accept good enough, and failure is never an option... ever.

Adj - To out do yourself; over-the-top; to sweat perfection.

History - a Desert Guy is one who can make a a piece of metal look like art or a pile of scrap go balls out through the desert. He is one who's vehicle never, ever breaks down, and always carries on. He has built so many redundancies into his machines that ten things can fail, and he still has a backup. He spends countless hours and untold dollars tinkering and perfecting. Taken from the world of off-road racing.

Abbrieviated - DG
"Man, That new fire extinguisher mount you made is unbelievable! Your a Desert Guy."

"Don't DG it! It doesn't have to be pretty! I need it tomorrow, not next week."
by FFRRAANNKK November 15, 2013
mugGet the Desert Guymug.

desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water
went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.
by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019
mugGet the desert wanderermug.

Man Desert

A man desert is a community where female residents have limited access to quality men.
Northeast Ohio is a man desert. Becky and her friends have been unable to find quality men in this underserved area. Becky is considering moving to Chicago where there is an abundance of ambition and attractive men.
by Buckeye1721 December 14, 2024
mugGet the Man Desertmug.
An Australian model best known for her strawberry shortcake inspired photos on Instagram
I wonder when sickly foal from brown desert will post more photos on Instagram , it feels like it’s been forever
by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 8, 2021
mugGet the Sickly foal from brown desertmug.

Desert island relationship

A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other
When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.
by Arugulae December 26, 2014
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Desert View Elementary

Desert View Elementary is the worst school in New Mexico And I suggest u to not put ur kid in that school.
Desert View Elementaryis the worst school in New Mexico.
by Call me daddy 4206921666 May 22, 2019
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deserter dan

"Dan" or "Daniel" is someone who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague... But then ditches you to go somewhere else

But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she will now be knows as Deserter Dan
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
mugGet the deserter danmug.

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