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British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
John gave me a British desert the other day.
by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023
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Desert Dick

When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.

When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.

I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
by Urk Da Jerk September 15, 2015
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Jahara Desert

A man with a fairly large penis. not the biggest but its ok ig. He has a BIG FAT BUM. it is so juicy that people turn their heads when they walk past. He probs has underlying issues that must be corrected before he gets turned tp the dark side.

I will marry his grandma
Person 1: I just saw a big bum
Person 2: Was it Jahara Desert
by Jahaaradesertsadmirer January 29, 2024
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lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic
Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!
by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019
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Deep in the Desert

camel toe. so you can share with others whats going on down there without her knowing. cameltoe camel toe
by Kalagahan October 13, 2011
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Desert Search For Techno Allah

All but the truth - forget
And from this union cup
We will drink wine tonight
Qiyamat qiyamat a tawil
Qiyamat qiyamat insan al kamel
Pride of the peacock angel
Under the feather veils
Dark tresses under the black light
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2023
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Brock in the desert

He met this new girl out on the on the town and went like a brock in the desert all weekend
by RogueElephant August 9, 2017
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