And the overpriced iPhones begin... No, really. The iPhone which fucking bended called the iPhone 6 started at $199, and guess what? The 6s is FUCKING $649. THAT'S FUCKING OVERPRICED! THANKS TIM COOK! ALL FOR A 12-MEGA FUCKING PIXEL CAMERA (and a 5MP front one) AND STUFF LIKE 3D TOUCH AND THE A9 FUCKING CHIPSET! Just buy a iPhone 5s, it's a much better deal.
Person 1: Oh yeah I waited 5 days for the iPhone 6s get rekt m8
Person 2: How much did it cost?
Person 1: FUCK it costed me $749 for the 64GB model.
Person 2: go get a refund you fucking idiot
Person 1: i can't... WHAT THE FUCK APPLE
Person 2: this is why i use android...
Person 2: How much did it cost?
Person 1: FUCK it costed me $749 for the 64GB model.
Person 2: go get a refund you fucking idiot
Person 1: i can't... WHAT THE FUCK APPLE
Person 2: this is why i use android...
by ChocolateHater23 August 02, 2019
by zzhb December 19, 2019
When one buys an iPhone then later buys the lastest one, thus resulting in haveing unused iPhones laying around. Or just haveing 2 iPhones.
by zzed21 August 11, 2009
Shit.
Random guy #1: Hey I got the new Iphone 5s!
Random guy #2: *Throws that piece of shit out the window*
Random guy #1: Why did you do that?
Random guy #2: You'll thank me later.
Random guy #2: *Throws that piece of shit out the window*
Random guy #1: Why did you do that?
Random guy #2: You'll thank me later.
by endriklos977 December 29, 2015
Something, that will never exist no matter how many hours a day Verizon wireless users spend blogging, whineing, and trolling the "Verizon Forums" and "Apple Discussions."
Reason 1: You can't just Jailbreak, unlock, and activate an iPhone on Verizon Wireless is because The iPhone uses GSM Technology, T-Mobile, and AT&T are the mobile carriers that use GSM in the United States. Verizon, Sprint, Criket, and most other carriers all use inferior CDMA technology. The iPhones hardware CANNOT run on a CDMA network, no matter what you do to it.
Reason 2: If Apple were to build a Verizon iPhone they would have to completelly re-write the mobile networking section of iOS to use the CDMA technology.
In the end: If there ever was a CDMA iPhone in existance, it was probably a first-generation prototype, that was built in 2005 before Apple had selcted an official carrier to sell the iPhone. If you were able to get a hold of this prototype (If it wasn't either destroyed or burried in Steve Jobs's basement), Apple would sue you faster than they sued the guy who found the iPhone 4 prototype earlier this year.
Reason 1: You can't just Jailbreak, unlock, and activate an iPhone on Verizon Wireless is because The iPhone uses GSM Technology, T-Mobile, and AT&T are the mobile carriers that use GSM in the United States. Verizon, Sprint, Criket, and most other carriers all use inferior CDMA technology. The iPhones hardware CANNOT run on a CDMA network, no matter what you do to it.
Reason 2: If Apple were to build a Verizon iPhone they would have to completelly re-write the mobile networking section of iOS to use the CDMA technology.
In the end: If there ever was a CDMA iPhone in existance, it was probably a first-generation prototype, that was built in 2005 before Apple had selcted an official carrier to sell the iPhone. If you were able to get a hold of this prototype (If it wasn't either destroyed or burried in Steve Jobs's basement), Apple would sue you faster than they sued the guy who found the iPhone 4 prototype earlier this year.
by xyz1347 October 07, 2010
by StapleBucket267 April 27, 2021