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Put a hood on it 

Phrase used to tell someone to stop being overly sensitive. As in having a "hooded clitoris", which reduces the stimulation and overall sensitivity of the clitoris. By "putting a hood on it", an individual would thereby have reduced sensitivity and stop being so emotional about various situations.
Girl 1: Last night my boyfriend and I watched "It's a Wonderful Life", and he kept crying throughout the movie.

Girl 2: Damn, your man needs to put a hood on it and stop being such a little bitch.

hooded french 

A sexual act which is done to a man during oral sex. The person giving oral sex puts his or her tongue on the end of the glans, then pulls the foreskin over his or her tongue, followed by rhythmic rotation of the tongue, giving the receiver intense pleasure.
"Sally, I tried that hooded french technique, it drive drove Hal off the wall!"
hooded french by BryanJ August 20, 2003

Pooter Hood

A fat girl's lowest fat roll, closest to the pooter, aka twat, pussy, ill na na, etc.
Don't be shy, lift up that pooter hood, theys some good pussy under there!
Pooter Hood by Sistahray September 25, 2008

Penis hood 

An uncircumcised penis
Did you hear nick has a penis hood?!!

hood princess 

A special kind of girl. One who is a princess but is hood. Also likely to have a big booty.
"Yo dat bitch is a hood princess"
hood princess by Cuns November 10, 2013

hooded knight 

an uncut crown, an uncicumcised penis
ted has a hooded knight because in denver they dont cut the crown.
hooded knight by semen demon November 11, 2003