1) An act of sexual deviance too despicable to be explained to a virgin or anyone over the age of 37, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, and an occasional Hot Pocket.
2) In south California, the act of dripping freshly cooked Hot Pocket contents onto the reproductive organs of a marmot.
2) In south California, the act of dripping freshly cooked Hot Pocket contents onto the reproductive organs of a marmot.
Hey Mr. Pitt, is it true that you and your wife performed Canada's History to the seductive sounds of Boxcar Willie?
Yes, but the marmot didn't make it.
Yes, but the marmot didn't make it.
by Quickdraw McDaddy February 05, 2010
An unmentionable sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act involved the use of the maple syrup as lube on the antlers to be placed in two individuals' assholes, they take turns masturbating into the Stanley Cup until it fills, and then take turns drinking their semen out of the cup.
by brakkelion ordefliu February 05, 2010
When you walk into a public bathroom and even though the toilets are clean the whole place smells like the shits that people before you took.
Person 1: Hey did you smell that awful stench coming from the bathroom?
Person 2: Yeah, but the toilets had nothing in them.
Person 1: Guess it has one hell of a browsing history.
Person 2: Yeah, but the toilets had nothing in them.
Person 1: Guess it has one hell of a browsing history.
by BananaBruh March 30, 2014
one of the most depraved sex acts known to man, involving maple syrup, moose antlers, and the stanley cup
by Yatc February 05, 2010
no example available for Canadian History
by bigblackhawk February 05, 2010
making a female lick (like a cat) maple syrup out of the stanley cup while you insert moose antlers into her anus.
by snowj February 05, 2010
A collection of the various accounts of retards and stupid people from across the history of the universe.
I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.
by Chidori611 May 04, 2016