Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.

Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015

Helen Keller Blow Job

A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.

"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"

by Kitchen captain May 25, 2016

HelaNasihah

Every time after a Somalian takes their first bite of banana and rice they say 'HelaNasihah' as a sign of respect.

Somalian mum: Wallahi billahi eat your food
Somalian son: *takes first bite* HelaNasihah wallahi billahi

by WifeOfAbdi March 3, 2017

Helonheimo

When you are a retard and can't do anything right.

You're like a helonheimo dude!

by Theredpie May 12, 2017

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up her ass you break your hands and go blind and deaf from pain.

Guy 1: Yo what happened to you?
Guy 2: I had a full on Helen Keller with Broken Hands last night...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Helena

Helena gets often gay sons.

Helena is kind

by jon anders October 9, 2018

Helen B.

Helen B Is a kind, shy, and special person. This is a person who will be there when you need her most. Think like a best friend, but higher in rank

Ultra friend? She is shy, but moderate and is willing to help people when they need her most.

Person: Hey, is she your best friend?
Soup: She is Helen B.

by Da_Soupist April 23, 2019