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cheesy helmet

Unwashed Penis glans that carry a pungent odour and in extreme cases accumulation of smegma that resembles cottage cheese

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An Insult meaning (foolish) usually from one man to another.
Des you are such a cheesy helmet
by TremmerX September 29, 2014
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helmet strap

the peice of skin like elastic which doesnt strech very far, on ur foreskin to ur bellend. and if u brake it you are in fcking immence trouble 1337 style.
omfgwtfbbq tho art in immence pain as i hav riped helmet strap and now am bleedin like fck
by raVen1337 April 26, 2006
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golden helmet

This is when during having a foursome (2 men, 2 women) a women will start giving head to one of the men and the other 2 members of the group will urinate and defecate on the womans head. Wearing the excrement as a helmet.
Mike, Beckie, Danny and Kat performed the Golden Helmet last night while having a foursome. Kat was the unlukcy participant.
by Jonnnnnny June 29, 2008
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helmet

The tip of a circumsises penis. More specifically, any male individual who behaves like one, especially one who acts in an aggressive manner.
"John's always flexing his muscles and trying to start fights. The guy's a real helmet."
by Atlas2 November 2, 2008
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helmet strap

The line of skin that connects the foreskin to the penis, on the bottom tip of the penis.
Holy shit i'm bleeding everywhere you just ripped my helmet strap!!
by james m dean April 26, 2006
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salty helmet

to leave a deposit of man juice on the head of a sleeping person
I went home with a random and left her a salty helmet for her troubles
by manfurd November 28, 2005
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Hells Bells

Hells bells is moring glory flowers made into a tea
DO NOT TRY
EVER!
i did hells bells
i was at a skate park i drank the drink they told me it would take an hour to kick in it hit me in ten minutes i blacked out. i started puking. i thought i was drawing on the ground with a piece of chalk but in reality there was already a drawing there and i thought i was drwing it. when i was blackedout a childrens hocky game started going on. 8 parents called the cops on me. me and my best friend were taken to the hospital. i had a 10% chance of living. they pumped my stomach. i was in the hospital for 3 days. i thought my iv was my bellybutton ring. my mothers name is susie and i was calling her rachel and i didnt no who she was and i was telling her to get the fuck out of my hospital room. i thought i had my laptop in my lap and that i was on myspace. i thought my hospital bed was a window i had to climb out of to get out of the hospital. at one point i thought i had to pee so a cop took me to the bathroom i didnt no how to pee and i just got naked. and finally when i got home my dad asked me so kylee what did u do this weekend i said ohh i was just at the skate park. i had no memory of any of it what so ever. i didnt realize what had happend untill i saw the hospital braclet.
damn she almost died from those hells bells
by the_drug_dabbler June 26, 2009
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