Hawked Out

When you are in such a beyond inebriated state either from drugs, alcohol or both that you when you are sitting down your body and mind contort into a new dimension to a similar fashion to that of Stephen Hawking.

We were all sitting around the camp fire drinking and smoking when we noticed Brady was so faded from the blunt that his eyes where closed, his head slanted and limbs were limp. He was hawked out.

by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020

Blog Hawk

One who constantly checks or refreashes their own blog to see how many hits they've gotten.

Susan blog hawked her last entry but unfortunatly no one wanted to read what she had to say.

by Miriam M. March 29, 2007

friend hawk

A facebook friend who searches your list of facebook friends and sends them friend requests. Typically someone who is popular, attractive or an athlete.

Elsa has been hawking my friends on Facebook. She is a real friend hawk!

by JGjg24 November 5, 2018

bitty hawk

An old women who belongs on a broom , one that few wish to bed with nor quarrel with do to the assured demon summoning. An evil old bitch that won’t shut up!

Did you see that poor man with the bitty hawk . She had his balls in a noose.

by Chris McClain March 11, 2023

Purple Hawk

When at the bar and your friend spots a complete beauty for you

"Look at that gorgeous braud over there man." "Stevo, I would like to honor you with the purple hawk, thank you."

by NJP23 January 10, 2012

A Tony Hawk

when someone Poops on the Handicap Rail in the Bathroom

Man I was just In the bathroom and someone took A Tony Hawk

by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020

maddie hawk

Maddie Hawk is a crazy cool girl who is extremely sweet and kind but also chases fun and adventure. You will never find yourself bored with a Maddie Hawk and will always have a friend by your side.

Yo bro, have you met Maddie Hawk?
Hell yeah! She's such a nice girl!
Kinda crazy though.
Yeah, but I like her.

by SirSmily May 31, 2018