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Fails NNN but no one cares. Often has an erection then shoots through the gas stove, eating 10 grandpas before landing on pluto. He gets mad at his dad for not being his dad. Every day he gets his pet grape to lick a friendly cow. His lamas eat sexy paper clips. He trains Starbucks napkins to steal his goldfish crackers but is still not successful. There are purple mushrooms in Harry's backyard that scream tacos. He is so blue he is greener than purple. He spends his day thinking of his favourite colour on a scale from one to ten what is his favourite colour in the alphabet. Hi harry I'm dad
Fails NNN but no one cares. Often has an erection then shoots through the gas stove, eating 10 grandpas before landing on pluto. He gets mad at his dad for not being his dad. Every day he gets his pet grape to lick a friendly cow. His lamas eat sexy paper clips. He trains Starbucks napkins to steal his goldfish crackers but is still not successful. There are purple mushrooms in Harry's backyard that scream tacos. He is so blue he is greener than purple. He spends his day thinking of his favourite colour on a scale from one to ten what is his favourite colour in the alphabet. Hi harry I'm dad
Teacher "Harrison Eldridge"
Harrison " I Just wanted my chair back"
"Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace"
"Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue. Don't smell my desk. It can make jam"
Harrison " I Just wanted my chair back"
"Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace"
"Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue. Don't smell my desk. It can make jam"
by "surfboard" November 13, 2019
A man with a very large penis
by slimbo1976 March 03, 2016
by Minion Mayhem36 April 13, 2020
The act of forcably shoving a hard object (preferably a 3 lbs dumbell) into another person's ass until they call you Harrison Ford.
While John was holding Adam down, I was shoving the dumbell into Adams ass and yelling, "Call Me Harrison Ford!!!" until he called me Harrison Ford.
by Scott Bridgehouse April 06, 2011
The rhythm guitarist of The Beatles. He wrote many famous songs such as "Here Comes The Sun" and "Somthing". He died in 2001 due to cancer.
by mr y June 20, 2006
Person 1: Who’s that boy Jake Bailey is sitting on?
Person 2: That’s Fred. Ew look he’s got a boner. What a Harrison Kersey!
Person 2: That’s Fred. Ew look he’s got a boner. What a Harrison Kersey!
by joshshagshorses December 24, 2019
a really ohh sooo freakin ahhmazzzingg guy that i love more than anything in the world! he is kinda quiet, but gives the best hugs and kisses!! when im with him the rest of the world disapears!! it is like amazinnggg just like him!!
he knows just what to say whenever it needs to be said! he isnt a goodie goodie but not so much a bad boy either
he has the most awesome eyes ever!! i loveee himm soo muchhh!!!
he knows just what to say whenever it needs to be said! he isnt a goodie goodie but not so much a bad boy either
he has the most awesome eyes ever!! i loveee himm soo muchhh!!!
by Shortie-Nicole July 08, 2009