Hank Palmer

Hank is a judge and he's Tomsstiles'SSSSS husbannnnd Uh 😅

Let's Love Hank Palmer

by Uhm Erm January 22, 2021

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 February 28, 2016

A Tom Hank

To pleasure oneself

He was caught having a Tom Hank

by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 21, 2022

Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!

Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.

by Meatcringe February 24, 2021

Pulling a Hank

When you aggressively pounce on a female, refusing to take no for an answer for procreation. In a similar sense to how cats fornicate.

"Hey, what is that guy doing?"
"He's horny, he's pulling a hank"

by gameman101 June 14, 2022

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.

That new design in hanked

by Randoma123 May 25, 2025

Hanked

to get fucked by a texan man

bro you see that snake.... it got hanked!!!

by captainmozambique September 07, 2019