The kid who went to the Hamilton Township schools (Southeastern Columbus). You either ended up fulfilling your goals that they shoved down your throat since you were in intermediate school or you completely fell off the map.
This school was known for having a TON of military kids/family and being in the news or local gossip for some CRAZY stuff, such as when the high school superintendent got caught with crack and everyone knows about what happened with the band director.
When school started back up, you dreaded the band playing on full blast at 7 o clock in the morning and having your classes close together was a blessing unless you wanted to reach your goal of 10,000 steps a day. nobody knows why they wanted us to have lunch at 11am. At some point you thought green and gold was an ugly color combination. You know at least one person that rang the bell in the courtyard and got in trouble for it. You don't know how to explain to someone that you're surrounded by cornfields but can see the downtown skyline from the library. and you really miss either the breakfast pizza or those dry ass spicy chicken sandwiches.
This school was known for having a TON of military kids/family and being in the news or local gossip for some CRAZY stuff, such as when the high school superintendent got caught with crack and everyone knows about what happened with the band director.
When school started back up, you dreaded the band playing on full blast at 7 o clock in the morning and having your classes close together was a blessing unless you wanted to reach your goal of 10,000 steps a day. nobody knows why they wanted us to have lunch at 11am. At some point you thought green and gold was an ugly color combination. You know at least one person that rang the bell in the courtyard and got in trouble for it. You don't know how to explain to someone that you're surrounded by cornfields but can see the downtown skyline from the library. and you really miss either the breakfast pizza or those dry ass spicy chicken sandwiches.
"where did you go to school?"
"oh I was a Hamilton kid."
typical responses
1.) "where's that at?"
2.) "how are you not institutionalized"
3.) " oh yeah, I heard about your band director, superintendent, principal, science teacher, etc etc etc"
"oh I was a Hamilton kid."
typical responses
1.) "where's that at?"
2.) "how are you not institutionalized"
3.) " oh yeah, I heard about your band director, superintendent, principal, science teacher, etc etc etc"
by AlhareHopkins April 28, 2024

by SB Dot December 11, 2020

Hamilton middle school is a ghetto ass school, bitches be getting there braids pulled out. Fights happen almost everyday. They smoke weed in the hallways. The teachers get cussed out by the students. The bathroom stalls get pulled out aka the devious lick challenge. They be giving head in the stairway. Bitches be popping titties outside. Niggas be slapping niggas asses. Mfs have anger issues. The females are hoes. The white ppl are all ugly. SO COME TO HAMILTON MIDDLE SCHOOL TO HAVE THE BEST TIME OF UR LIFEEE🙇🏽 ♀️🍆🍒
by theydontfwhamilton September 25, 2021

Hamilton-wenham is a town in massachusetts about the size of my asscrack! its tiny! residents spend their time juuling and they all look up to fionacoy on instagram! its also like 100% white!
by panic at the TØP concert October 3, 2018

He is the first child of Eliza and Alexander Hamilton, He was shot in a duel by George Eacker when he was only nineteen years old.
Person1 : Philip Hamilton deserved so much better!
Person2: I know! I can't believe that he died only because George Eacker can't count to ten!
Person2: I know! I can't believe that he died only because George Eacker can't count to ten!
by CakeCatGirl April 22, 2018

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished,
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What’s your name, man?
ALEXANDER HAMILTON!
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished,
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What’s your name, man?
ALEXANDER HAMILTON!
by HAMILTON RULEZZZ November 9, 2020

SHES THE MOST JAMIE HAMILTON GIRL I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!
DAMN SHES GOT A NICE JAMIE HAMILTON ON HER!!!
DAMN SHES GOT A NICE JAMIE HAMILTON ON HER!!!
by B-DubSTB April 6, 2021
