Bosnian Mop Handle

When you get on your roof and jump onto a greased upright mop handle leading to pleasurable penetration.

Doctor: why is your rectum bleeding so aggressively

Patient: I did a Bosnian Mop Handle

Doctor: nice

by Osama Bin Naughty December 05, 2020

Cant handle the heat

Used by the greatest niggas alive, used to show when someone cannot handle the heat.

William: This game is a cash grab.
Logan: No it's not.
William: You cant handle the heat nigga.
Logan: ...

by Tyrone + Requis April 08, 2021

Boston Broom Handle

When it's your turn at the gangbang and a random dude reaches in and grabs your shaft to help guide it in.

It felt lucky to get the 2nd spot at the gangbang until an unexpected Boston Broom Handle happened.

by Sir Hot Franks November 12, 2018

Handle Your Brown

When you gain my approval. Cool under pressure. Fast to act. Ready for attack.

"It's rough out their soldier. You're going to need to handle your brown."

by brownhandler388 July 13, 2021

oh shit handle

term referring to the handles above or adjacent to the windows of a car. they are most often grabbed when the driver initiates sudden, and often extreme, accelerating or decelerating motion of the vehicle. some prefer to hold on to them at all times due to anxiety or distrust of the drivers abilities in general.

Man, I can't believe you totaled your car! I'll be safer rollin' with the ghost of Eval Knieval than with you in a car with no oh shit handles

by trump3tninja10 July 01, 2010

Pan-handle behavior

Killing of relatives, friends or loved ones for no apparent reason. Performed by scumbags who live in pan-handle areas of any state or region.

Small Town Murder has discovered Pan-Handle behavior based on the amount of murders that happen in pan-handles of various states.

by wandaful March 29, 2018

I can't handle

phrase that typically describes a situation that encompasses one or many of the following emotions:
1. a feeling of overwhelming intensity(usually sexual)
2. a recalled memory of grandeur
3. a moment of enormous success
4. a description of beauty or repulsiveness
5. a moment of great frustration(usually sexual)

"Russell Nelson.
Oh my God.
This guy, his triangle torso.
--
I can't handle..."

by ftdrum March 04, 2011