Grogue

That solitary, rogue gray hair that suddenly emerges without warning, seemingly out of nowhere. It’s typically longer than others and can appear anywhere, but is most often found in eyebrows, nostrils, and sometimes down below. Although harmless, it’s highly distracting and needs to be plucked immediately.

"Hey, Bud, you gotta a Grogue hanging out of your nose? - better take care of that right away."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

mogg grogg

A person who's name is Mogg and acts like he's on grogg

That Mogg is such a Mogg grogg

by AlexTheGreger February 1, 2017

Aaugy Grogy

Getting head from a dead frog (Australia)

Oi! Mate! I just stopped by me swamp and found a dead frog and gave myself a nice aaugy grogy. Much needed!

by The_Asian_Persuasion June 11, 2021

greem grogan

Greem grogan is someone who gets very angry easily

He does not like LED lights and tends to have glasses and spikey hair

Everybody needs a greem grogan

“What have I told you about these LED lights”

Greem grogan

by anonymous June 5, 2023