The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.
"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016
Get the Grip the Squatchmug. The bro grip- a guys trip staple. Where 1 guy lays down and begins to jack off, the others join hands around the jackers hand and assist in this action. Till all hands are soaked in triumphant ejaculation of man seed.
That bro grip on the guys trip last week was amazing.
After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.
After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.
by Guysjusthangingout February 21, 2019
Get the Bro gripmug. A Grips Moment is the instance of lacking any brain cells and saying the first thing that pops into your head.
Greg - "Your car makes noise when it stands still"
Greg just had a Grips Moment.
Jay - "Wait a vertebra isn't a bug?"
Jay just had a Grips Moment.
Greg just had a Grips Moment.
Jay - "Wait a vertebra isn't a bug?"
Jay just had a Grips Moment.
by LilSticky December 2, 2021
Get the Grips Momentmug. From Sloth’s debut album, “Thank You, Sire!”, the gentleman’s grip is to hold a beverage (typically alcoholic), and a smoking device (typically of cannabis variety) in the same hand.
by The Sire O’ Lord November 7, 2023
Get the Gentleman’s Gripmug. by Your life, your struth. May 30, 2023
Get the Gripping Nellymug. 
When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.
This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.
NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.
NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"
Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
by ax about me December 24, 2010
Get the Octopus Gripmug.