Whap Goblin 

A goblin that will whap the shit out of you (from game grumps dead rising series).

" oh fucc, it's the whap goblin!"

Whap Goblin: "IT'S WHAPPIN TIME!!!"

Whap Goblin by Mattborg9007 June 13, 2018

Foreskin Goblin

When the landlord crawls out from under your bed and demands foreskin as a form of payment for rent.

"The Foreskin Goblin keeps taking my foreskin every month and chews it between his TEETH! LIKE PORK RINDS!"

Foreskin Goblin by EthanBlue September 16, 2018

Grease Goblin

A monster or an evil entity that does criminal or evil acts. If something goes wrong, its usually because Grease Goblin did it.

Niko: Someone stole my car and drove it into an orphanage
Alex: It was Grease Goblin....

Grease Goblin by GreasyGrove March 27, 2023

time goblin 

A person who unknowingly will not let you exit a conversation. Also a person who will not see or be aware of your desire to leave. Can't seem to understand enthusiasm.

"Dude, that took over an hour. "

"What a time goblin."

time goblin by Jacks Spoon November 20, 2013

morning goblin 

When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.

Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!

morning goblin by Jethro Tull October 9, 2007

Penis Goblin 

A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.

You, sir, are a Penis Goblin.

Penis Goblin by Morphine Child January 20, 2004

Cock Goblin 

A small street hooker, normally under 5 foot 1 inch, who has uncanny ability to magnetize cocks around her all times. Characterized by stubby fingers, big head, whorish clothing, and occasionly a greenish tint that may be reaveled when make up wears off when having sex in the shower.

I can't believe you let the cock goblin eat your ass hole Alex.

Cock Goblin by Josh Packer November 3, 2008