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Blood Goatee

The slang term for the ring of gore around a zombie's mouth after munching on a victim
That zombie has a fresh blood goatee, must have found a fatty.
by cirv_j May 2, 2011
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Goathead

Noun; Adjective; Verb
1. A term referring to a person who ditches his or her friends with little or no notice.
2. A person who will frequently ditch his or her friends for a significant other, or simply just for a member of the opposite sex.
3. As a verb, it is a term used to desribe the action of being blown off, stood up, or ditched.
Vaughn is such a Goathead! he said we were going to hang out tonight, but when I call him he won't pick up his phone!

Vaughn Goatheaded me for a fifteen year old girl! What a creep, and what a jerk!
by mother vicious September 24, 2008
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batman goansee

Someone who is extremely annoying and stupid!
by Kirsten and Lauren September 5, 2004
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goats on crack

by you drink pp March 28, 2003
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Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.
First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.
by Chadsef June 14, 2007
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goatsandwich

Person that is awesome throughout his lifetime.
Can be used to describe someone who is perfect.
Wow, you are such a goatsandwich!
by Oshysgay April 6, 2005
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Goated

When a male accidentally bares his banana and nuts or "goat" to unsuspecting passerbys.
So after I got out of the shower, I decided to walk through my living room butt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that I left the blinds to my sliding glass door open. As I passed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. Much to their horror, they totally got goated.
by soulsurfer78 February 22, 2011
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